Episode 61: I Doubt Bob Even Had a Taser

It’s super awkward to hear Amy’s full-of-hope voice speak of UVA men’s basketball when they lost in the first round of the tourney only a week or so later. Ouch.

This week, the Hungry Girls review the L’Oreal loot and they are living for it. Then Paula discusses the Oscars and how everyone ignored Ryan Seacrest, except for Taraji P Henson who read him like a book. Amy explains why Jessica Chastain is just perfect.

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom.

-Victor Frankl

During the Fucked Up Shit, we try to answer the question, “How much is a black life worth?” It comes because Tulsa County pays $6 million to the family of Eric Harris who was shot and killed by a FAKE police officer because white people are terrible.

Paula explains why weight loss is not an accomplishment. She talks about Paul Campos’s book “The Obesity Myth” and “Secrets from the Eating Lab” by Traci Mann. Both Hungry Girls are super jazzed about Reese Witherspoon’s Draper James being at Eloquii. r

Amy shouts out Kevin Love for openly discussing his anxiety disorder in the Mental Health Minute.

Recommendations are Deeper Shade of Shade and Jennifer Harriman’s cover of Mumford & Sons’ “I Will Wait.” (She sounds a little like Beyonce in some parts, no?)

Stay hungry, kids. We sure do love you.


Episode 60: Peppa’s a Stone Cold Bitch

Welcome to Episode 60!

Listener Viv from L’Oreal sent us so much fucking loot and we got our lives, honey! We highlighted everything.

The Fatphobic Disaster is the rampant fatphobia in kids shows like Peppa Pig and Arthur.

Body Politics win is Ragen Chastain who teaches us that perceiving beauty is a skill.

Amy talks about guns! She’s going to get to the bottom of why it’s so hard to pass any gun control measures in the US. She’s reading Adam Winkler’s book “Gun Fight” so you don’t have to.

Also, toxic masculinity is hurting our boys. Amy explains why.

This week’s recommendations are to stop using soap and how to follow hashtags on Instagram.

Episode 59: Everyone can have murder machines!

Paula and Amy are really impressed with all the MS Douglass Students. LET THE CHILDREN LEAD, we say.

Amy touches on how our feminist society is failing our boys. Or is it? She also gives an update on The Boob Issue, which is that everything is benign!

Celebrity baby names are super dumb. Sorry, Adam Levine.

The Fucked Up Shit is that the NRA is racist. UM. NOT at all surprised.

Fatphobic Disaster is the fact that calories are stupid bullshit and don’t make any difference to anything at any time ever. The body politics win is Norway’s refusal to disclose the weight of their athletes.

We recommend Third Love Bras, 2 Dope Queens’ special, and Jonelle Monae’s new music.

Episode 58: Are you going to shoot a raccoon, Derrick?

This week, we have very special guests — Amy’s parents!! And that’s Amy’s mom doing the intro!! Isn’t she adorable and Southern?

Amy gives a boob update! And then also recounts her stage debut in the Vagina Monologues. The hungry ladies also discuss the Florida shooting, and how some teachers are trying to help.

Are we failing our young men?

Something good that happened in Florida comes from Drake and his new video for his single God’s Plan. How great is Drake? SO GREAT.

The fat-phobic disaster of the week is Amy Schumer’s upcoming movie, “I Feel Pretty”. The body politics win is Louise Green.

The gals recommend Brandi Carlile’s new album “By the way, I forgive you” and the new Queer Eye on Netflix.

Stay hungry!

Episode 55: Zero Percent Professional

This week, Paula & Amy discuss the 2018 Women’s March, Aziz Ansari, the internet and how men learn to have sex by watching porn.

The Fatphobic Disaster of the Week is The Midwest Writers Workshop and how they dissed Sarah Hollowell and Roxanne Gay.

The Body Politics win is Can We All Go – an app which lets people of size can find places to go.

The Fucked Up Shit is Todd Shaw who is a racist asshole.

The recommendations are “I, Tonya”, Portlandia’s last season and the podcast Keep It.






Episode 54: Go Paint Something with Your Feet

SOMEONE GOT A NEW INTRO, Y’ALL. Any guesses who that voice belongs to?

Sarah Silverman is a bad-ass. She’s capable of being compassionate and disarming and FUNNY. Paula explains how.  It takes such strong ovaries to love the cunt-callers. (Shout out to our friend Paige.)

Justin Timberlake is back and we have mixed feelings. Amy was not prepared for the anti-JT feelings that Paula is feeling very deeply.

Amy wonders if Caroline Manzo is the prophet we didn’t know we had and what would happen if pot were legal. Amy is very uncomfortable that pot is now super trendy for white people. It’s both good and bad. Pot is now a wellness movement. Gag.

This week’s Makeup Minute highlights some E.L.F. products that Amy bought. First up is this chubby thick eye primer. She also got a tapered eyeliner brush for eyeshadow and a great eye shadow palate. Don’t forget to put a little brightening concealer on the sides of each nostril and in the corners of the mouth. Paula recommends Smashbox Photo Finish Foundation Primer Radience.

The fat-phobic disaster of the week is some douche on Bumble. But we love the dating app because they stick up for women. See you never, fat-shamer!

The body politics win is learning that exercise is a celebration of what your body can do! Read this awesome blog post by Melissa Toler, and then this bad-ass quote by our friend Virgie.

Diet culture does one thing very successfully: it alienates us from our natural relationship to food and movement, things that we as human beings have had a relationship to since the beginning of time, and which we cannot live without, and it sells them back to us as “diet” and “exercise” with the promise that with hard work and self-denial we can achieve a state worthy of love, respect and admiration.

Virgie Tovar

The recommendations are the docu-series The Staircase and the movie Call Me By Your Name.


Episode 53: Mentholiest Menthol That Ever Mentholed

This week Amy finally comes clean about her Boob Issue. Her bloody tits should be in a Rob Zombie movie, but Dr. Molly Sebastian (M-Seb) is taking very good care of her.  Then Amy tells a funny story about a “female coworker” to whom she showed her bloody boob at brunch. She didn’t get Matt’s permission to tell the story ahead of time, but we all know it was him, so now we can give him credit for his funny jokes.

The Fat-Phobic Disaster of the Week is Wish and the way they advertised their tights, which is by putting tiny Kendall Jenner type people inside them instead of large ladies. So dumb. Do better, Wish, although we will still shop on you.

The Body Politics Win goes to Beanie Feldstein who begs us to “stop talking about [her] body!” Please read her amazing letter on Refinery 29.

The Fucked-Up Shit this week happened in Camilla, Georgia. New Mayor Rufus Davis was not allowed to have the keys to his office. Yes, you read that correctly. And Camilla, Georgia has history of fucked up shit. Oof.

In the Makeup Minute, Amy recommends Steve Laurant Cafe Lip Gloss and NYX Faux Blacks eyeliner in Burnt Sienna.  Paula recommends Anastasia Beverly Hills Brow Definer. We’re linking to it out of the kindness of our hearts because we do not get paid for goddamn anything.

Our recommendations this week are to our women: please take care of your breast health and do your monthly check, and please do #selfcare in the form of Vanderpump Rules.  Also, check out Sarah Silverman’s I Love You, America because you will laugh and be enlightened.

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Episode 52: Forty Randos in England

This pre-Christmas podcast covers a lot, honey! Congrats to Time Magazine for featuring the Silence Breakers.

Amy got a little holiday spirit because of the ukulele and a sweet girl named Sary.

The Fucked Up Shit this week is the fact that black women are 243% more likely to die during pregnancy, childbirth and postpartum period.

The Fatphobic Disaster this week is some bullshit deprivation diet to cure Type-2 diabetes. Paula revisits the Minnesota Starvation Experiment.

The Body-Politics Win is James King who created a place in the Bahamas where large bodies can make some Vitamin D and not be called a beached whale.

The Makeup Minute features Benefit Porefessional and two different Glossier products.

Our recommendations are: Jessie J’s song “Not Your Ex” and “Sex Object” by Jessica Valenti.

(For the record, Paula and Amy are not paid for any of their endorsements.)