Episode 65: A Starvation Induced Dream State

Kanye, sweetheart, wow. Just WOW.

Thank Mother God that Childish Gambino (aka Donald Glover) is here to remind us what a musical genius is.

The Met Gala happened and the ladies had to recap it.

The Makeup Minute is a Benefit kit “I pink I love you” that Paula got that is mostly PINK and adorable. Amy needs your help — how are we keeping our makeup on, y’all?

Amy gets real vulnerable during the Mental Health Minute — because May is Mental Health Awareness Month.

The Fatphobic Disaster is LulaRoe, and the Body Politics win is Fattitude the movie.

The recommendations this week are DUMPLIN’ and Wild Wild Country.

Episode 64: Stand in Line with The Peasants


OH HI THERE. We had some difficulty with our mics so we had to rerecord this one. So sorry for the delay.

We’re really mad at Tristan Thompson for cheating on Khloe. But like, yay that they had a baby. Also, Mariah Carey is bi-polar and we’re so grateful that she is talking about it publicly. We saw the Pink concert and she’s amazing because of acrobatics and also singing.

The fat-phobic disaster of the week is Drew Barrymore for describing (and promoting?) eating disorders. Paula also explains why claiming to be fat but not actually BEING fat is something you should never do because it’s thin-privilege.

The Fucked Up Shit is the two men in Philly who were arrested for being black in a Starbucks. The Mayor tried to do right, but missed the point.

We recommend Paula Hawkins’s “Into The Water”, Cardi B’s new album, The “No Spectators” exhibit, and Southern Charm New Orleans.

Episodes 62 & 63: Strap on the Feedbag, Fatty!

Listen up, Hungry Kids. Paula & Amy mourn the loss of love because of the divorce of Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan, which inspires them to discuss which couples (if they break up) would send them into a heartbreak tailspin.

Paula refines her opinions and recommendations on sulfate free shampoos and soaps.

The FUS this week is the murder of Stephon Clark. It’s real fucked up, hence why it’s featured in FUS.

The Phat-Phobic, I mean, Fat-Phobic Disaster this week is MEDICALLY INDUCED BULEMIA and we’re not even remotely kidding. Brought to you by the asshats at AspireAssist. Eyeroll.

The Body Politics Win is The Succulent Six!

Amy explains how to find your perfect nude lipstick. Hint: Look at your titties.

The gals recommend: the reboot of One Day at a Time, Aladdin bottles, Great British Bake Off, and Todrick’s new album Forbidden!


Episode 62: Two Four Six Oh One

Trixie Mattel won RPDRAS Season 3. It was a big deal.

Katy Perry kissed a boy and we didn’t like it. We also don’t like giant lips on white women.

The Fat-Phobic disaster is ANTM’s plus size women and men. The Body Politics win is plus size makeup.

The Fucked Up Shit is that prison is not normal. (Duh.)

Featured in the Makeup Minute are eye zone masks, Mama RiRi (Robin Fenty Beauty).