This week, Paula and Amy discuss RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 9 and sip on some gross Flip Flop fizzy wine beverage.

The Make-Up Minute brings us praise for Baby Lips Peach Kiss and Stila HUGE Extreme Lash mascara.

The Fucked Up Shit is that Muhammed Ali Jr keeps getting harassed by the goddamn TSA because of Trump’s travel ban.

We discuss Gabourey Sidibe’s decision to undergo bariatric surgery, which is medically induced starvation. It’s very complicated, so Paula breaks it down. Also, Bob Harper had a heart attack which proves that you cannot tell SHIT about anyone’s health by looking at them. Y’all, please remember this:

The recommendations this week are The Federalist Pig and Portlandia. Also, listen to RuPaul & Michelle Visage’s podcast What’s the Tee? And if you’re in DC and have the means, visit the Smithsonian’s Hirschorn Museum to see the Yayoi Kusama exhibit.